Longhorns Mack Brown fails shoe tying 101
Texas coach Mack Brown was caught on camera trying to get a knot out of his shoelaces early in the 4th quarter of the BCS championship game with Alabama. At the time his team was only down by three points...This is like trying to finish up vacuuming while your house is on fire... Texas might have lost the game but Mack didn't trip over his shoelaces!
Alabama's Marcell Dareus joins the ranks of Bernard Pollard and Mo Lewis in football fans hearts...
Even though Texas came back in the second half, the Longhorns chances of winning went out the window when Dareus took Colt McCoy out of the game early iin the first quarter...
Mo Lewis was with the Jets when he injured Patriots QB Drew Bledsoe in 2001...
Some guy named Tom Brady took over, apparently that worked out pretty well for the boys in New England...
Pollard a safety with the Chiefs in 2008, took down Tom Brady during week one...
That set up Matt Cassel who parlayed that into a $63 million dollar contract with the Kansas City Chiefs...
Alabama coach Nick Saban's Gatorade bucket to the face was awesome. It had to be the most violent Gatorade shower ever. Saban took a full bucket to the left side of his face. He ended up wearing a pink Bama shirt...
If wise guys had known that Colt McCoy was not playing 99% of the game, Alabama would have been at least a 10 point favorite...
Garrett Gilbert played like he was tied to some train tracks with the steam engine headed right at him...
Texas QB Garrett Gilbert was 1/10 passing for -4 yards and 2 interceptions in the first half... Safe to say he's not ready for "prime time"...
Alabama QB Greg McElroy is a big Dodgers fan according to ABC's Brent Musburger... knew I liked this kid!
Texas was still running a commercial with a Walter Cronkite voice over during the BCS Championship game... Apparently, they didn't get the memo he's checked into the big end zone in the sky last July...
Its an easy choice for the Hall of Fame, Andre Dawson belongs in the Hall of Fame as a Montreal Expo... Not a tough call... Dawson spent 11 years in Canada and was actually part of a Montreal team that won a playoff series ('81 NLDS)...
Fun Fact... Andre Dawson isn't a Hall of Famer because of his postseason play... Dawson batted .186 in the playoffs with 0 HR's and 3 RBI's... He played in 15 postseason games with the Expos and Cubs....
Randy Johnson has received lots of love from sports writers since he retired. Don't believe this fiction... I deal in a world of facts, having been in Major League locker rooms from 1994, you'll be hard pressed to find a bigger turd as a person than the "Big Unit."
Randy Johnson actually owns a Dodgers uniform... when he was a free agent after the 1998 season he was close to a deal with the boys in blue... they even made a uniform with his name and number on it... Johnson was impressed, not enough to sign on the dotted line... Purple was more his style...
A source with the Dodgers told me years ago, Johnson didn't sign in LA because the locker rooms were too small, not enough places to hide from the media...
Gilbert Arenas is the focus of all kings of rumors... Including he's got a gambling problem... He's lost all his millions playing in the NBA... He's going to play in Europe....
Topps should use the photo of Gilbert Arenas pretending to shoot guns while his teammates laughed it up as his 2009-10 NBA trading card... You know you'd buy it...
Arenas should expect support from the NRA... Gilbert figures to lose most of his endorsements but he can pick up a big one from the National Rifle Association...
