MLB coach will eat anything except poop and urine

He might be the most interesting man in baseball and you’ve never heard of him. Jeff Motuzas, bullpen catcher for the Diamondbacks, will do just about anything on a dare if it pays. WALL STREET JOURNAL reports the 39-year-old doesn’t make much working for Arizona, bullpen coaches get less than $60,000 per season. His legend is well known in the D-Backs clubhouse.

“Tooz will eat anything except poop, urine and vomit,” Diamondbacks reliever Sam Demel said. “No, wait—I’m sorry. He will eat vomit.”

Motuzas says he’s a health nut, who avoids red meat, and is “responsible father” with his two children.

Diamondbacks bullpen catcher Jeff Motuzas’ amazing feats

Things He did…

  • Snorted wasabi and eaten horseradish by the bowlful.
  • Dry-shaved his armpits and left a thick coating of medicinal hot balm on them for an entire game.
  • Let pitcher Dan Haren fire at his earlobe from close-range with BB gun
  • Got whipped with rubber nunchucks

Things he ate…

  • Six cream-filled donuts in two minutes
  • Regurgitated yogurt
  • Punched in the groin repeatedly (Livan Hernandez paid $50 each time)
  • Skoal chewing tobacco straight out of the can
  • 11 bananas in four minutes
  • Two large moths from a cup like popcorn for $300 from Pirates relievers
  • Gallon of milk in 12 minutes (Livan Hernandez paid $3,000)